If you do what you have always done, you will get what you have always had.

Friday, March 24, 2006

LOL! Who comes up with this stuff?

OK, first let me say that I don't believe in reincarnation. I have a 'once around and on to the after-life' view. However, I ran across this on Jean's blog and thought it would be interesting. I expected lots of little boxes to check, but all they wanted was my date of birth. If that wasn’t enough to make me skeptical, this was*:

Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. I figured that out.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-East around the year 1025.
Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman.
Oh, really? OK, the solitary part I can see. I tend to be a hermit. However, in the Southeast US in 1025, there weren’t any monks or guns that I’ve read about in any History book, and I’ve been teaching History for five years or so. Shaman/medicine man, maybe. Lone gunman? Probably not; most native tribes hunted together. So I’m guessing I must have been a bee keeper and been stung, which is why I’m not fond of them now.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.

OK, those areas I still tolerate change well. What I don't get is if I was a lone bee keeper, were the bees showing me the changes in art, music, and cooking? Or was I coming up with them on my own? If that's the case, did I use up all my creativity? And what did I do then that I should be able to lay claim to now?

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.

I know that bridge! His name is Jesus! It’s less a matter of ‘search, find, and use’ than it is ‘succumb, submit, and obey’ though. Their wording fits in with native belief.

Do you remember now?

Can’t say that I do…

*Italicized comments are mine, if you haven’t already figured that out.


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